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Published:March 6th, 2010 16:53 EST
amy winehouse

Amy Winehouse's Twitter Nonsense

By Robert Paul Reyes

"me an quest, sittin in a tree, makin a s-up-er g r o u p."

amy winehouse Amy Winehouse on Twitter

Trying to decipher the tweet of a drug-addled Amy Winehouse may be mission impossible, but let me give it a try. Perhaps I should smoke a blunt to get in the right mindset for this perilous and difficult endeavor.

A few joints, four bags of Doritos and a couple of Slim Jims later:

Amy Winehouse in a tree? Up in a tree is no place for a tweaking superstar.

Pop culture is my forte, but I have no clue who is this mysterious quest! I read one blog that claims it`s Questlove, the drummer of The Roots.

Amy, my dear besotted chanteuse, a Supergroup is made up of superstars. Quest or Questlove is no superstar, he may be a gifted musician, but not many people have heard of him. A Supergroup would be Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen and Britney Spears. It would also mean that Armageddon is right around the corner, if those three nutjobs ever got together.

I think I may have had too much to smoke, because right now I`m daydreaming about knocking boots with Amy Winehouse in a treehouse.

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