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Published:March 9th, 2010 17:57 EST

Old Hag Madonna Acts Like A Cranky Baby

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Earlier in the evening, Madonna was at Elton John`s pre-Oscars party when she snipped at the host for not carrying her favorite vodka, Belvedere. The party was sponsored by Grey Goose, but she was having none of that.

madonnaA source said, `Madonna walked in with her manager Guy Oseary and her entourage and ordered a Belvedere vodka. It was left to one rather nervous waiter to tell her only Grey Goose was available and when he did all hell broke loose. Madonna was dropping F-bombs like they were going out of fashion.`" Read More

When a young bimbo like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Britney Spears throw a tantrum, at least they manage to retain their cuteness. A young attractive girl can still look hot even when she`s bawling like a baby. When a spoiled hot brat throws a fit, you feel like hugging her, even though you know she`s acting like a baby.

But when an old woman like Madonna acts up, you feel like slapping her to make her shut up. There is nothing cute about a middle-age woman acting like a colicky infant.

I wish somebody at the club would have had the courage to tell Madge to shut up. Madonna should have been handed a bottle of baby formula instead of vodka.

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