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Published:April 15th, 2010 11:31 EST
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Old Goat Larry King To Divorce For 8th Time!

By Robert Paul Reyes


"U.S. television personality Larry King and his seventh wife both filed for divorce on Wednesday to end their 13-year marriage.

A spokesman for King, 76, said the CNN broadcaster filed for divorce from Shawn Southwick, 50, with whom he has two children.

larry king`His major concern is the welfare of his children and beyond that he`ll have no further comment about the divorce,` King`s spokesman, Howard Rubenstein, told Reuters." Reuters

King has been married seven times, but this is his eighth divorce because he remarried one of his former spouses and then divorced her again. The ageing talk show host must have met that spouse in a mental institution, a woman would have to be nuts to marry that old codger twice.

King states that his major concern is the welfare of his children, if that`s the case I hope his wife gets full custody of them. King is too old to take care of a Chia Pet, he is totally unfit to look after his children. By the way, a Chia Pet has more personality, hair and brains than the decrepit King.

King and his wife both filed for divorce, and both parities cited "irreconcilable differences." That mean that King`s wife was tired of changing his Depends, and King grew weary of pretending he loved her.

Let`s pray that King won`t get married again! If King gets hitched and has another child, it will be interesting to see if the old goat will croak before his baby utters his first word.

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