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Published:May 14th, 2010 10:23 EST
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Michael Lynche Kicked To The Curb

By Robert Paul Reyes

Five weeks ago, the American Idol judges, in a desperate bid to maintain ethnic diversity gave Michael Lynche (Big Mike) a second chance, and kept him on the show.

michael lyncheBut last night the American public finally did the right thing, and kicked the hulking monster to the curb. I was sick and tired of Mike`s arrogance, and his wife`s histrionics, and I`m delighted that he`s finally been shown the door.

The giant contestant finally showed some grace and humility when he crooned his swan song, but I was relieved to see him go.

Lynche is the most overrated singer in the history of American idol; he`s nothing more than a wedding singer who can double as a bodyguard.

Now it`s time for America to kick the judges` favorite, Crystal Bowersox, to the curb. Bowersox has also been hyped to the max, but she`s not in the same league as Casey James and Lee DeWyze.

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