June 6th, 2010 08:54 EST
Miley Cyrus Fake Lesbian Kiss Talk Of The Internet
Miley Cyrus fresh off her cameltoe outfit controversy is embroiled in another scandal that is rocking the world to its foundation.
Western Civilization barely survived the spectacle of Miley Cyrus proudly sporting a cameltoe that could be seen a mile away, but will we survive this latest abomination?
During a performance on "Britain`s Got Talent" the pop tart simulated a lesbian kiss on stage. You`d think that Miley Cyrus had clubbed a baby seal to death on stage from the reaction from some quarters.
Miley defends herself on her official Web site:
"I performed `Can`t Be Tamed` this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian`s Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.) I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being said during my performance I supposedly `KISSED A GIRL` and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.
I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability."
Miley`s cameltoe outfit was an aesthetic nightmare, and she should have been arrested by the fashion police. But this time Miley has my full support, girlfriend didn`t do anything improper. There is nothing wrong with a simulated or real kiss between two girls, only a homophobe would take offense at Miley`s simulated lesbian kiss.
We want more hot lesbians or play-lesbians locking lips. Britney Spears, Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, and Carrie Prejean, please step up to the plate!
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