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Published:August 2nd, 2010 12:01 EST
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Lindsay Lohan On Dancing With The Stars? Let's Hope Not!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"According to a Dancing With the Stars judge, Lindsay Lohan needs to drop her porn star act and book a guest slot on the ABC show.

lindsay lohan`Please, Lindsay Lohan, come on our show` Carrie Ann Inaba begged." Read more

Lindsay Lohan on Dancing With the Stars? Leaving aside the fact that there`s no proof LiLo can dance any better than she can sing or act, it just ain`t gonna work for the following reasons:

  • Hello!! Girlfriend is going to be in rehab for the next 90 days!

  • How can Lohan bust a move wearing that heavy SCRAMM bracelet?

  • The pop tart eschews wearing panties, I don`t think America is ready for the spectacle of seeing Lindsay`s fire crotch on live TV.

  • If the judges criticize the pop diva`s dancing abilities, she will probably curse a blue streak.

  • Lohan has a history of showing up on the set late for movies, this kind of behavior would be disastrous in a live TV show.

  • America enjoys watching the troubled starlet break down in tears in a courtroom, but let`s get real: Who the hell wants to see her dance?

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