August 2nd, 2010 11:01 EST
Lindsay Lohan On Dancing With The Stars? Let's Hope Not!
"According to a Dancing With the Stars judge, Lindsay Lohan needs to drop her porn star act and book a guest slot on the ABC show.
`Please, Lindsay Lohan, come on our show` Carrie Ann Inaba begged." Read more
Lindsay Lohan on Dancing With the Stars? Leaving aside the fact that there`s no proof LiLo can dance any better than she can sing or act, it just ain`t gonna work for the following reasons:
Hello!! Girlfriend is going to be in rehab for the next 90 days!
How can Lohan bust a move wearing that heavy SCRAMM bracelet?
The pop tart eschews wearing panties, I don`t think America is ready for the spectacle of seeing Lindsay`s fire crotch on live TV.
If the judges criticize the pop diva`s dancing abilities, she will probably curse a blue streak.
Lohan has a history of showing up on the set late for movies, this kind of behavior would be disastrous in a live TV show.
America enjoys watching the troubled starlet break down in tears in a courtroom, but let`s get real: Who the hell wants to see her dance?
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