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Published:August 3rd, 2010 15:08 EST
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Lady Gaga Said What? Really?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The pop sensation of the moment (she just scored a record 13 MTV Video Music Award nominations) dropped a few more TMI bombs in an interview featured in Vanity Fair`s September issue. Notably: as an arteest, she`s very protective of what penetrates her psyche.

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`I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they`re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina,` she told the magazine.

Gaga doesn`t treat her other orifices with the same level of caution. She admitted that while she`s `terrified of heroin,` she used to abuse `mostly cocaine` and still does drugs when the mood strikes her."

Lady Gaga is a provocateur, she seeks to cause dissension and controversy with her lyrics, wardrobe, and interviews.

Most Lady Gaga utterances should be taken with a grain of salt.

A person might be zapped with genital warps if he sleeps with Lady Gaga, but he isn`t gong to zap her of her creativity. Lady Gaga is rumored to be a hermaphrodite, she could simply use her penis to get her mojo back.

Lady Gaga may smell like a rose, but she has diarrhea of the mouth. Hasn`t girlfriend heard of `TMI", there are some things you keep to yourself. If girlfriend breaks the law and occasionally uses drugs, she shouldn`t share that information with the whole world. Lady Gaga`s monsters copy everything about her, and now that they know that she takes drugs, a few of them will follow her lead.

Lady Gaga has a most peculiar physiology, creativity flows from her vagina and not her brain, and crap is expelled from her mouth and not her anus.

Monsters, please don`t call me a hater, I`m merely being as creative with words as Lady Gaga.

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