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Published:August 6th, 2010 13:33 EST
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Pop Tart Amy Winehouse Acts Up In Front Of King Of The Zulu Nation

By Robert Paul Reyes

"It`s not every day you are in the presence of royalty - so it`s a pity Amy Winehouse wasn`t better bee-hived when she met the King of the Zulus...

amy winehouseAmy, 26, and boyfriend Reg Traviss were at the launch of Camden`s Shaka Zulu bar and restaurant in London on Wednesday. Guests of honour were His Majesty King Goodwill Zwelithini, wearing traditional dress of leopard skins, and Queen Mantfombi.

The King has 16 wives - and it`s safe to say that Amy won`t be asked to be Queen No17. Fuelled with pink bubbly, she demanded cigs and cackled during his speech."
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The King of the Zulus probably doesn`t know Amy Winehouse from a crackhead or a prostitute. His Highness should have been notified ahead of time to regard Amy Winehouse as a court jester.

My God can you imagine the mischief Winehouse would cause if the King made the troubled singer his 17th wife? Amy would seduce the King`s wives, teach them how to properly roll a joint, and she would plot to kill the king and take over his throne.

If relations between the Zulu nation and England go sour as a result of Amy`s drunken antics, so what? But let`s hope to God Amy Winehouse never gets anywhere near the president of Russia, it might lead to nuclear Armageddon.

Let`s pray that Winehouse doesn`t follow Angelina Jolie`s example and becomes a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador -- holy hell would rapidly ensue.

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