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Published:August 18th, 2010 14:24 EST

Octomom Madness: Girlfriend Writes Autobiography! Would You Buy It?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Nadya Suleman, who achieved brief global fame as `Octomom` after giving birth to eight children in January last year, then mercifully vanished has re-emerged as an author.

octomomAnd she can`t sell her book.

The 35-year old former psychiatric technician agreed to have the book about her life as a mom of 14 ghost-written, but the ghost-writer quit over Nadya`s demands. So Nadya wrote the whole treatise herself." Read more
Folks can`t help but take a peek at a gruesome traffic accident, but afterwards they don`t want to read about it in the newspaper. We feel compelled to ogle at Octomom when she`s on TV, but the last thing in the world we want to do is read her autobiography.

An autobiography of Octomom simply won`t sell, unless half of the pages are nude photographs depicting her in all her Octoglory. It`s not that we find her sexually stimulating, we simply are curious to see the humongous stretch marks.

I know how difficult it is to write on a daily basis, how the hell did the mother of a gazillion brats find the time to write her tome?

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