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Published:August 21st, 2010 10:13 EST

Madonna Offered $1 Billion Las Vegas Deal! Sin City Perfect Fit For Madge!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Madonna has reportedly been offered $1 billion dollars to take up a Las Vegas residency! This has been a growing trend amongst artists, especially older ones, like Celine Dion, Cher and Elton John.


Now the Material Girl has reportedly been sought by Sin City. The billion dollar deal would be for five years, according to The Sun. Madonna is currently the fourth highest earning female entertainer in the world! However, if she accepts this offer, she could potentially secure the top spot." Read more

At this point in her career Madonna is a caricature of herself, and she would be a perfect fit in the gaudy ambience of Sin City. Only in the land of strippers, clowns and call girls would nobody think it unseemly when a 52-year-old woman cavorts on stage like a 20-something.

Madonna sells out concerts all over the world, but it`s a niche audience of gay men and nostalgia freaks. To the culture at large, Madonna is known primarily for being a cougar with an insatiable appetite for young men.

Las Vegas embraces entertainers who are past their prime: Celine, Cher, Elton John and other fossils have found sanctuary in the city that never sleeps.

Madonna should accept the offer to take up residence in Las Vegas, she won`t get a better deal anywhere else.

Madonna is a pop icon, but unlike Bob Dylan she`s no longer making music that`s relevant and meaningful. Madonna has zero impact on the culture, and she should live out her last days in Vegas.

Madonna, take the billion dollars!

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