September 4th, 2010 11:38 EST
Jerry Lewis Keeps It Real: I'd Smack Lindsay Lohan!
"She survived 13 days of jail and 23 days in rehab, but can Lindsay Lohan handle Jerry Lewis? It takes a village to raise a village idiot, and if every time Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, Lil` Kim, and the Kardashian sisters engaged in a skanky antic they got popped in the mouth, it would bring a swift end to their foolishness.
The 84-year-old comic legend says he has no sympathy for the troubled starlet, and has threatened to haul off and hit her if they ever crossed paths.
`I`d smack her in the mouth if I saw her,` Lewis said in a tirade taped by Inside Edition. `I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!`
Getting even more fired up, the `Nutty Professor` star continued, `I would say, `You deserve this and nothing else` ... WHACK! And then, if she`s not satisfied, I`d put her over my knee and SPANK her!`" More
Jerry Lewis is absolutely correct, Lindsay Lohan deserves to be smacked in the mouth, and nothing else.
Lohan doesn`t merit sympathy or understanding, her myriad sins have earned her a Jerry Lewis slap to the kisser.
Some may consider Jerry Lewis politically incorrect or a misogynist, but I consider him a hero for not being afraid to speak his mind.
If Jerry doesn`t wimp out and apologize Americans may come to love him as much as the French.
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