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Sheriff Gets Rid of Orange Jumpsuits Because They are too 'Cool'

All-orange jumpsuits are cool and a real turn-on but if I made a pass at Red, or even Piper or Soso they would tear me a new a-hole. But if a nerdy girl dons an orange jumpsuit, I will be all over her like white on rice.

Opinion
Robert Paul Reyes
Sheriff Gets Rid of Orange Jumpsuits Because They are too 'Cool' All-orange jumpsuits are cool and a real turn-on but if I made a pass at Red, or even Piper or Soso they would tear me a new a-hole. But if a nerdy girl dons an orange jumpsuit, I will be all over her like white on rice.
Crazy World
Robert Paul Reyes
Man, 97, Booted From Retirement Home For Playing Ukulele I can`t stand anyone playing the freaking ukulele, but when you are almost a century old, you should be allowed to play the ukulele wearing only your diapers, if such is your desire.
Crazy World
Robert Paul Reyes
Woman Shoplifts Vibrator, Hides it in Child's Stroller! Obama has blessed the poor and needy with Obama Phones, he needs to give poor and horny women Obama Vibrators.
Science & Space
Ron G Anselm
NASA to Catapult Humans Where No Human Has Literally Gone Before NASA has been busier over the past few years trying to hit another milestone in the world of space exploration and research.
Business
Stan Popovich
10 Tips How To Get A Job When You Don`t Have Enough Experience This process can be very frustrating. Instead of getting upset, the best way is to learn how to conduct an effective job search. In terms of not having enough experience, here is what you can do resolve this situation.
Crazy World
Robert Paul Reyes
Huge Purple UFO Scares Bejesus Out of Kid! A Big Purple Mothership was the last thing Lenny expected to see when he went out four-wheeling.
Opinion
Robert Paul Reyes
Selfie Toaster, Best Thing Since Sliced Bread: Video Camera phone selfies are so five minutes ago. It's no longer enough just to take a picture of yourself. Now you can eat an image of your own face with the help of a selfie toaster.
Opinion
Robert Paul Reyes
Viral Video! Crying Toddler Begs Her Dad to Retun Her Nose Some things are as plain as the nose on your face...
World
SOP newswire3
Chuck Hagel Expresses Condolences to Dutch Defense Minister Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel today expressed his personal condolences in a telephone call with Defense Minister Jeanine Hennis-Plasschaer of the Netherlands for the 192 Dutch citizens who lost their lives on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17.
World
SOP newswire3
DoD: No Hint Russia Has Ceased Rebel Support Although it's unclear who is helping separatists fighting in Ukraine and how much help is being provided, there are no indications that Russia has stopped its support, Pentagon Press Secretary Navy Rear Adm. John Kirby said today.
World
SOP newswire3
Chuck Hagel Offers Condolences to Malaysian Defense Minister Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel spoke by telephone today with Malaysian Defense Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein to offer his condolences for those who lost their lives on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17.
Politics
SOP newswire3
Obama: Malaysian Airliner Shot Down, American Killed At least one American citizen was killed yesterday when Malaysia Airlines Flight MH-17 was shot down over eastern Ukraine, President Barack Obama said today before calling for an immediate cease-fire in the region.
World
SOP newswire3
Cape Ray Continues Neutralizing Syrian Chemical Materials Teams aboard the U.S. ship MV Cape Ray continue to neutralize materials from Syria's declared chemical stockpile, Pentagon Press Secretary Navy Rear Adm. John Kirby told reporters.
World
SOP newswire3
UN Condemns Attacks on Civilians in Central African Republic The United Nations expressed deep concern over reports of alarming levels of violence in the Central African Republic.
World
SOP newswire3
UN: Serious Human Rights Violations in Iraq The group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant is imposing untold hardship and suffering on Iraqi civilians, the United Nations said.
Crazy World
Robert Paul Reyes
Dude Survives Encounter With Testicle-Eating Fish: Video A fisherman is thankful that he is still in one piece after an encounter with a member of the piranha family that purportedly has a penchant for poaching men's private parts.
Crazy World
Robert Paul Reyes
Burglary Suspect Busted After Returning to Scene of Crime for Lunch A man was arrested on suspicion of burglary after he returned to a fast-food chicken restaurant for lunch only hours after he had burglarized it.
Crazy World
Robert Paul Reyes
Waitress in China Eats Cockroach in Front of Diners After Complaint Finding a hair in your soup is cause for mild consternation, but finding a cockroach in your salad is grounds for a lawsuit.
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