| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Woman Beats Wimpy Husband Upside The Head With Remote Control - Authorities in Florida said a woman who used a remote control to strike her husband was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | How Embarrassing! Politician Caught Stealing Toilet Paper! - A German politician has been caught short after janitors collared him red-handed pilfering toilet roll from the gents in the town hall during a sting operation, authorities said on Wednesday. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | 115-Year-Old Lady Gets Wheelchair For Her Birthday - A 115-year-old, Haitian-born Montreal woman received a prayed-for wheelchair bought by friends she never met, her great-grand-daughter-in-law said. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Would You Eat A Piece Of A 300-Foot Enchilada? - San Antonio laid claim to the world record for longest enchilada after a cadre of volunteers whipped one up that stretched 300 feet this weekend. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Would You Wear Cologne That Smells Like Bacon? - A Chicago cologne manufacturer has announced the creation of a new unisex scent designed to make the wearer smell like bacon. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Moron Thief Trapped In Donation Bin For Four Hours - Police in Britain said a man who attempted to take used clothes from a donation bin became trapped in the container for 4 hours. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Old Coot Finally Gives His Wife Of 65 Years A Diamond Wedding Ring - A 97-year-old Massachusetts man said he surprised his wife of 65 years with her first diamond ring when they renewed their vows. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Elderly Lady With Terminal Cancer Tackles Bank Robber - A 66-year-old woman who said she has nothing to lose because of terminal cancer tackled an alleged female bank robber in Florida, police said. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Moron Robber To Bank Teller: Give Money, I Gun! - A Minnesota man admitted in court to robbing a bank using a confusing demand note reading, 'Give money, I gun.' |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Loser To Cop: I Ate Some Weed, You Know, Dog! - Texas police have charged a man with tampering with evidence for eating a mouthful of marijuana. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Goes Postal: Furious Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito Went Up In Price - San Antonio police said a man who shot at officers and refused to exit his hotel room for 3 hours was upset about the price of a Beefy Crunch Burrito. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Burglars Rob Chicken Shack, Caught Wearing Stolen Chicken Shack T-Shirts - Police in Florida said two men accused of robbing a Chicken Shack restaurant were found a short distance away wearing stolen Chicken Shack T-shirts. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Surprise Inside Jars Of Peanut Butter: Balls of Marijuana - Authorities in Florida said they discovered two pounds of marijuana in a 33-pound shipment of sealed peanut butter jars. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Wimpy Burglar Calls 911, Terrified Of Homeowner - A 24-year-old man who broke into a Southwest Portland house Monday called 9-1-1 to say the owner had arrived, the Portland Police reported. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Prison Guards Find Joint Rolled In Page From Bible - Guards at a South Carolina jail who smelled marijuana coming from a holding cell found a joint rolled in a page from a Bible, officials said. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Gnarly Burglars Break-In To Prison And Steal Giant TV - A New Zealand prison suffered a reversal of the norm when it became the victim of a break-in. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Shocker: One-Legged Thief Fails To Outrun Police - Police in New York said a one-legged man was easy to find and arrest after he allegedly stole a smartphone from a woman trying to do him a good turn. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Shoplifts WalMart Bras For His Jailbird Old Lady - Florida police said a man told an officer the two bras he stole from a Walmart store were gifts for his girlfriend to celebrate her upcoming release from jail. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Royal Wedding Barf Bags Selling Like Hotcakes! - If you're finding the British royal wedding too much to stomach, then a souvenir sick bag could be just to your taste. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Employee Who Returned $3.2 Million Paycheck Will Be Rewarded - A spokesman for a British company said a worker who immediately notified bosses of his mistaken $3.2 million paycheck will be rewarded for his honesty. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | When Pigs Knuckles Fly! - If my car was hit by a frozen pig's knuckle when I was flying down the freeway, I would just chuck it up to the fact that life is basically absurd. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Old Dude Brandishing Giant Fork Impersonates A Police Officer - Police in Florida said a 69-year-old man was arrested after pointing a barbecue fork at motorists and claiming to be a police officer. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Aussie Town Changes Name From Speed To Speed Kills - An Australian hamlet has changed its name to 'SpeedKills' to encourage drivers to slow down after a leap in road deaths. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Horror: Mom From Hell Duct-Tapes Her Toddler! Thought It Was Funny! - A California woman is under arrest after authorities say she duct-taped her 2-year-old son. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish: Idiot Didn't Want To Leave Any Witnesses - Police in Illinois said a 16-year-old burglar killed three fish with poison because he didn't want to 'leave any witnesses' to the crime. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Goes Bonkers: Found Out He Was Buying Drinks For Drag Queens - This Valentine's Day might be considered a real drag for Josue Hernandez. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | 400-Pound Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway: How Embarrassing! - A 400-pound Michigan woman was caught shoplifting when her motorized cart got stuck in the store's door, authorities say. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Saggy Pants Robber Finally Nabbed By Cops - A serial robber of South Florida convenience stores who was nicknamed the 'Saggy Pants Robber' has been sentenced to 26 years in prison. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Lady Hits Kid, 9, With Frying Pan Because He Dropped A Bagel - A New Jersey woman accused of whacking a 9-year-old boy over the head with a frying pan because he dropped a bagel and her dog ate it had her bail sharply reduced on Friday. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Lady Murders Ex-Husband With Slab Of Butter - A Sicilian couple thought they had the perfect weapon to get rid of her ex-husband -- a slab of butter which would melt after they asphyxiated him. |
