 | Outrage: Housing Complex Bans Bikini-Clad Hotties - How about it my faithful readers, would you rather have women in bikinis or unruly children in your favorite park? |
 | Happy Mother's Day! Snoop Dogg 'I Love My Momma' Video - If a bad a** like Snoop can publicly express his love for his mother, the least you can do is buy your mom some flowers, take her out to dinner, and give her a big hug. |
 | Pungent Pot Makes Spanish Cops Ill - The cops complained of headaches, nausea and inability to concentrate ever since 600 pot plants were seized in a drug raid and stored at the police station. |
 | Outrage: Teacher Fired For Bikini Modeling Side Job: Video - In my book this hot teacher should be awarded the "National Teacher of the Year" award. |
 | Will Lindsay Lohan Escape From Betty Ford Clinic Because Her Adderall Was Taken Away? Video - I hope Lohan escapes from rehab, and gets thrown in jail. |
 | Lady Dressed As Green Hulk Beats Up Teen Girl: Video - If you see a green woman with an attitude call the cops, they are still looking for her. |
 | Homeowner, 70, Fights Off Burglar: Video - This elderly gentleman puts many of us to shame: He`s got a mean right hook, stays out all night with his girlfriend, and doesn`t put up with any nonsense. |
 | Pets Cut Heart Disease Risk: Video - If you don`t have a pet, and you want to lessen the risk of suffering from heart disease, adopt a pet from an animal shelter today. |
 | Natural Gas Smell: Scratch-and-Sniff Cards - In the future it might be a good idea to burn any surplus scratch-and-sniff cards. |
 | Pope Francis Tells Nuns: Don't Be Old Maids - Pope Francis, it`s imperative that you liberate female Roman Catholics, and allow them to be priests. |
 | Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong: Psy Is The Herpes Of Music: Video - Billie Joe Armstrong`s comment is intemperate, politically-incorrect and mean, but it`s 100 percent spot on. |
 | Couple Gets Into A Fight On Kiss Cam: Video - The dude actually gave his girlfriend the talk to the hand " treatment. Who can blame the young woman for pouring a drink all over her lame boyfriend and walking out? |
 | Woman Chokes To Death On Hot Dog At Wrigley Field - Watching a baseball game at Wrigley Field, while drinking a beer and eating a hot dog is as close to heaven as we can get this side of the great divide. |
 | Lady, 105, Reveals Secret For Her Long Life: Bacon Video! - If I were sentenced to death I would choose the following for my last meal: Two eggs, all the bacon I can eat, a nice cold beer, and ice cream topped off with bacon bits. |
 | Biker, 61, Cited For Riding At 130 MPH - Zaser`s new hobby my indeed lead to an untimely death; he would be well-advised to trade in his Ducati motorcycle for a John Deere lawn mower. |
 | Katy Perry's Dad Calls Her 'Devil Child': Video - Reverend, you are the spawn of the devil for cashing in on your daughter`s fame. Katy`s songs might be a bit risqué, but overall her lyrics have a positive vibe. |
 | Former Sen. Mike Gravel: White House Is Hiding Evidence of UFOs Video! - Boys and girls, there are no flying saucers hovering over our cities, but there are plenty of bastard politicians who will say anything for money. |
 | Miley Cyrus Voted No. 1 On Maxim's 2013 Hot 100 List: Video - Miley Cyrus has put her "Hannah Montana" persona to bed, and she has no reservations about showing off her sleek body. |
 | NYC Radio DJ Mister Cee Busted For Soliciting Male Prostitute Declares: I'm Not Gay! Yeah, Right - Mister Cee you are the gayest dude in America. Man up and sashay out of that closet. |
 | Cat Comes Home 6 Months After Going Missing During Superstorm Sandy: Video - Microchip your pet! |
