|Size Matters! Baby Hands Donald Trump is Not Qualified to be President! Video! - Size matters, especially when it comes to presidential elections, and a candidate cursed with doll hands is unqualified to serve as president of the United States.
|Silly Black Bear Halts Traffic After Getting Head Stuck In Coffee Can: Video - It's usually a drunken Palin Family party that gets Alaskans talking, but this time it wasn't Sarah Palin or one of her slutty daughters who caused an unholy commotion. It was a silly bear with his fat head stuck in a coffee can stopping traffic.
|Giant Monitor Lizard Pays Visit to Thai Family's Front Door - When evil citizens of Thailand die and go to hell, they won't notice any difference. Thailand where pedophiles vacation, dog meat is on the menu, political instability is a constant, and monitor lizards knock on your front door. |
|Perfect Visual Metaphor for Donald Trump: A Smudge - The deepest, darkest smudge the world has ever laid eyes on is the smudge that comes when Photoshop's blur tool meets a black-and-white photograph of Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump.|
|Meet the Crazy Woman Who Wears Donald Trump From Head to Toe: Video - Barbara Tomasino is all about dressing to impress " and there's one person she's set on getting to notice: Donald Trump.|
|Cute Coati Sneaks onto Train to Eat Ice Cream: Video - The adorable creature hopped onboard the train to finish ice cream remaining in a paper bowl left by a passenger, and then got off before the train left the platform.
|Japanese Dude Kills Dad With Chopstick - If this peculiar murder had occurred in New York City instead of Osaka, Democratic senators would be engaged in a filibuster to ban the sale of chopsticks. |
|Mu the Cat Rides a Roomba: Video - The video, posted to YouTube by user Harmsh, shows Mu the cat taking a ride around his owner`s home on the back of a robotic Roomba vacuum cleaner.|
|Nervous Pitbull Carefully Tiptoes Past Sleeping Cat: Video - Redd the Pit Bull mix is still in Pound Hounds Res-Q but his foster parents can`t seem to figure out why " and neither can we! This big baby is so sweet that he tiptoes past the door that his cat foster sibling is behind because he`s so afraid to disturb it!|
|'America's Got Talent': Comic,13, Gets Standing-O for Donald Trump Joke! Video! - Second only to Hillary Clinton`s `Delete your account` tweet, 13-year-old Lori Mae Hernandez delivered the best Donald Trump burn yet on Tuesday`s episode of America`s Got Talent. |
|Ungrateful Goose Attacks Woman Trying to Help its Babies - The dashboard camera footage posted to YouTube shows a woman stopping traffic and attempting to guide the goslings and their parents across a busy Toronto road.|
|Now We Know Why the Chicken Crossed the Road - A chicken managed to evade a police officer's pursuit in Texas and escape capture after running around a parking lot.|
|Nothing Historic About Hillary Clinton's Nomination! Woman Succeeding Because of Famous Spouse is Old Story! - Does anyone really think that the socially awkward, latent lesbian Hillary Clinton who screeches like a witch on crack would be the presumptive Democratic nominee if she wasn`t the wife of former president Bill Clinton?|
|5-Yard Dash: Watch Lithuanian Baby Racing Contest - Lithuania`s 17th annual competition to find country`s fastest crawler. Mothers can entice them across the finish line with toys, food, and in the case of the winner, jangling key.|
|Cow With Head Stuck in Tree Goes Viral - North Yorkshire Fire said crews with specialist animal-rescue gear attended to a cow who had gotten its head stuck in a tree on Sunday. |
|Injured Tortoise Gets Around With Wheels Designed for Windows - An injured tortoise in India is walking again thanks to a set of wheels designed for a sliding window being attached to its shell. |
|Orlando Nightclub Shooting: Today We Are All Gays and Lesbians - Donald Trump, presumed Republican nominee for President of the United States, was criticized on Sunday for a tweet he sent out in the aftermath of the Orlando, Florida massacre at a gay nightclub.|
|Happy Pooch Doesn't Need a Human to Play Fetch: Video - This neat contraption, called the GoDogGo Fetch Machine, is loved by lazy humans and active dogs alike, and allows you to sit on your butt and watch your excited pup play fetch all by themselves. |
|News Anchor, Kyle Clark, Gives Heartfelt Apology To Dog He Saw In Hot Car - A Denver news anchor gave an impassioned account Thursday of what happened when he saw a dog sweltering in a car on a 90-degree day.|
|Outrage: Adorable Pooch on Death Row - A Detroit dog is on death row, all because his adorable smile went viral.|