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Robert Paul Reyes

Viral Video! Cat Naps in Front of Busy Escalator! - It's the epitome of cat behavior.

Donald Trump Humiliates Racist Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions Once Again - Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (a moniker befitting a Southern racist), was a United States Senator from Alabama from 1997 to 2017.

Did Melania Trump Hire Exorcist to Cleanse White House of Obama and Clinton Demons? - A hoax circulating on Facebook claims that first lady Melania Trump hired a professional exorcist to cleanse the White House of past demons from the Barack Obama and Bill Clinton years.

Banish Fergie From America for Destroying National Anthem! America Will Never Forgive or Forget! - In 2005, the Black Eyes Peas featuring Fergie were performing Let's Get It Started in San Diego when she got things started by peeing all over herself. There was urine running down her legs and a massive urine stain on her crotch that could be seen by her fans in the nosebleed seats.

Tiny Flying Saucer Rediscovered at London Science Museum After 59 Years - Fragments of a miniature flying saucer from an incident known as the British Roswell have been rediscovered in a cigarette box at London's Science Museum.

'Thoughts and Prayers' My Ass, We Need to Take Action on Gun Violence - A student from the Florida high school that was the scene of a mass shooting Wednesday called out U.S. President Donald Trump over his offering of prayers and condolences.

Donald Trump is an Abomination and We Must Get Rid of Him by Any Means Necessary - Donald Trump is a Pathological liar. Serial philanderer. Alleged child rapist. Admitted pussy-grabber. Insecure narcissist. Chicken hawk draft dodger. Twitter troll. Sphincter-face insult king. Bankrupt billionaire. Short-fingered vulgarian. Porn star-chasing pig. Limelight-loving loser.

Frank Ocean's 'Moon River' Minimalist Masterpiece - We all need a respite from the tragic news of the school shooting in Florida, relax my friends and listen to these three different takes of Moon River.

Native Americans and All Minorities Despise Elizabeth Warren - Sen. Elizabeth Warren says President Donald Trump disrespects Native Americans by referring to her as Pocahontas, and she says that while shes not enrolled in any tribe, I never used my family tree to get a break or ... advance my career.

Donald Trump Jr.'s Wife Taken to Hospital After Opening Letter Containing White Powder - An envelope with suspicious powder sent to one of President Donald Trumps sons also included a threatening note, senior law enforcement officials told NBC News.

Michelle Obama's Official Portrait an Abomination! Artist Amy Sherald Deserves to Burn in Hell! - I have trouble coloring within the lines in a coloring book, but I could have rendered a more realistic portrait of Michelle with a painting brush sticking out of my ass.

Openly Gay Olympics Figure Skater Adam Rippon Refuses to Meet Anti-Gay Mike Pence - Vice President Mike Pence is the most anti-gay Republican leader, he supports anti-gay conversion therapy, and he declared that resources for a federal HIV/AIDS program should be directed only toward institutions that provide assistance to those seeking to change their sexual behavior.

Dude Falsely Reports a Fire to Get Help for Cat Stuck in Tree? Hero or Wuss? - Authorities say a teenager whose cat was stuck in a tree is in bigger trouble after falsely reporting a fire to attract help.

Donald Trump Panties in a Twist Over Video That Exposed Him as a Bald Freak - The vain moron was livid when the video exposed him as a bald-faced liar and a bald orangutan.

Redneck Attacks Roommate Over Stale Cap'n Crunch - An Alabama man allegedly beat his roommate after discovering that the victim had failed to properly seal a box of Cap'n Crunch cereal, which had gone stale, police report.

Like Every Other Dictator Donald Trump Wants a Military Parade - Dictators muzzle the free press, ridicule their political opponents, constrain an independent judiciary, and they love military parades.

Shock Video Proves Donald Trump's Scalp is as Smooth and Bald as Baby's Butt - A video shows the president climbing the stairs to Air Force One last Friday when a sudden gust of wind catches his combover.

Justin Trudeau is an Embarrassment to Canada, Feminists and Mankind - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is facing a backlash for correcting a woman who used the term 'mankind'.

Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Halftime Show an Abomination! Revoke His Black Pass - Justin Timberlake has embraced a black music genre (R&B) and enjoyed superstardom as a solo artist for almost two decades, but for the life of me I dont understand why hes been given a black pass by the African American community.

Piers Morgan Blasts BBC For Airing Homophobic Cartoon of Him and Donald Trump - Piers Morgan launched a blistering on the BBC after it aired a homophobic cartoon depicting the British journalist with his nose up President Trump's backside.


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