|Canadian Dude Catches Giant Albino Catfish - A Canadian man made a rare catch while fishing in Winnipeg when he snagged a large albino catfish.|
|Will Donald Trump Get a Penis Transplant? Video! - Donald Trump is filthy rich and he can afford this experimental and expensive operation, but if he undergoes a penis transplant will he also need new larger hands, so that the ladies will know that he is packing some real heat in his drawers?|
|Kitty Attacks Owner After She Flips Her the Bird: Video - This is one cat who does not appreciate being given the finger.|
|Watch This Cat Urinate Standing Up - This cat was caught on camera going to the bathroom standing up.|
|Jennifer Lawrence More Vulgar and Reprehensible Than Donald Trump - The bimbo celeb wanted to video herself cursing Trump out, there is no shame in her game. Does she simply not care that she's a role model, and that young girls will emulate her rude behavior?|
|Dinosaur Catches Fire - I`ve posted literally thousands of articles online since 1998, but if I never write another essay I will die with a satisfied smile on my face. Publishing a post with the title Dinosaur Catches Fire " is the epitome of my career as a blogger.|
|Turtle Crashes Through Florida Woman's Windshield - A Florida woman had her windshield shattered when a turtle came crashing through it as she drove down a local interstate.|
|Cat Faces Off With Snake Being Eaten by a Frog: Video - A cat in Thailand engaged in a bizarre standoff with a snake that was being eaten by a frog.|
|Paralyzed Kitten, Mac N'Cheez, Gets Lego Wheelchair: Video - A kitten that was found paralyzed and abandoned by its mother on the streets of New York was given a unique makeshift wheelchair by a local veterinarian.|
|Indian Woman, 72, Gives Birth! Abomination! - An Indian couple who are both in their 70s have had their first child after undergoing two years of fertility treatments.|
|Burger King Spa Opens in Finland! Heaven on Earth? - A Burger King in Finland has made the idea of enjoying a Whopper in a sauna a reality by opening the world's first Burger King spa. |
|Firefighters Rescue Woman Stuck in Tree - Firefighters and first responders are used to getting calls about a cat stuck in a tree, but it's not often that they respond to a call about a grown-as* woman getting stuck in a tree. |
|Evil Couple Sent to Jail for Starving Dog - A Hamilton man and woman convicted of animal cruelty after a dog was found dead, still in its cage, in a trash bin, are behind bars in the Butler County Jail.|
|Pooch Runs Away to Doggie Daycare - A dog in North Carolina is one determined pup. He took matters into his own paws and walked himself to doggie daycare.
|Bigfoot Visits UFO-crazy Town in New Mexico - Bigfoot exists and has left footprints to prove it, according to one resident of Dulce, a small town in New Mexico also ripe with claims of UFO sightings.
|Snake vs. Catfish: Video - We came across this blotched water snake trying to eat a catfish much larger than he could possibly swallow on the bank of the Colorado River near Bastrop, Texas.|
|Domino's Pizza Employees Save Loyal Customer's Life - On Sunday, a team of employees at the northeast Salem Domino's store were talking about how long it had been since they'd heard from one of their regular customers, Kirk Alexander.|
|The Ultimate Donald Trump Running Mate: Oompa Loompa - The aforementioned Oompa Loompa would be a perfect match, these two freaks are eerily similar from the orange-complexioned face to the baby hands from hell. They could run under the "Orange Lives Matter" motto and the Oompa Loompa song would make a terrific campaign theme song.
|Feeding a Farting Wombat: Video - A wombat named Pete showed his lack of appreciation for an offered ear of corn by farting loudly on the lap of the man feeding him.|
|Squirrel With No Hind Legs Does Handstand to Get Around: Video - My dad stumbled upon this weird little guy while walking our dog. It apparently was born with no hind legs or tail and now gets around by dong a handstand and walking on its front legs. Funky stuff.|