|John McCain Should Mellow Out - Sen. John McCain reminds me of the grouchy old codger with nothing better to do than to sit on his porch swing all day, |
|Waterboarding and Coney Island: A New National Pastime - The scene using robotic dolls is an installation built by artist Steve Powers to criticize waterboarding, a simulated drowning technique the United States has admitted using on terrorism suspects, but that rights group say is torture."|
|Obama Supporters To Learn VP Pick Via Text Message - "Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is close to choosing a running mate, and the first person to find out could be you. |
|John Edwards Should Immediately Take A Paternity Test - "John Edwards ex-mistress Rielle Hunter says she won`t have a paternity test conducted on her daughter - not now, not ever.
|Is The Montauk Monster Destined For Hollywood Stardom? - The Montauk Monster isn`t exactly a pretty boy-- the beast is not a prime candidate for Hollywood stardom.|
|Televangelist Victoria Osteen Acts Like A Primadonna - Victoria Osteen, as a minister of Jesus Christ, should not have been in the first-class compartment. |
|Is There More Than One Montauk Monster? - One Montauk Monster is a novelty, a laugh, and a great conversation starter. But an army of Montauk Monsters is no joke, it`s the type of horror that keeps folks awake at night.
|Kooky Grandma Drives With 4-Year-Old Girl On Roof Of Car - A grandmother spent the night in jail after she drove her car with her granddaughter on the roof. |
|Is McCain Ad Implying Barack Obama Is The Antichrist? - The McCain campaign is subliminally suggesting that Obama is not the Messiah, but the Antichrist. The ad in question refers to Obama as "The One"|
|Newsflash: Clay Aiken Is A Father - "The former American Idol contestant and music producer Jaymes Foster welcomed a baby boy Friday morning, the singer said in a statement on his Web site. |
|John McCain Yearns To Be A Celebrity - In a recent political ad the McCain camp juxtaposed Barack Obama with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in an attempt to portray the presumptive Democratic |
|Real Cats Sashay Down The Catwalk - "The catwalk really was a catwalk Thursday. Show cats dressed in everything from an Elvis costume to a sequined satin dress strutted their stuff at New |
|John McCain Jokes About His Wife Entering Topless Beauty Contest - McCain hasn`t received any negative press for visiting the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. |
|American Olympic Cyclists Apologize For Wearing Face Masks - China sees the Beijing Olympics as a coming out party, and they have invested billions to ensure that it`s a success. |
|The Montauk Monster Is The Messiah The World Has Been Waiting For - America seems to be falling apart, we can barely keep our heads above water. There`s little need for me to recite the litany of woes facing us: Mortgage crisis, high energy costs, inflation, endless and meaningless Iraq war...
|Are Obsessed With The Montauk Monster? Top 10 Signs! - Most guys open their wallets and show their co-workers photographs of their children, you show them pics of the Montauk Monster|
|Is An Inflatable Church On A Beach A Good Idea? - Catholic nuns and priests in Italy are following their flocks to the beach this summer, establishing an inflatable church and a beach-convent in the |
|Top Ten Guesses: How Did The Montauk Monster Die? - Unless there`s an earth shattering new development in the Montauk Monster saga this is my last article on the subject. |
|John McCain Makes Light Of Barack Obama's Tire-Gauge Comment - ...if folks kept their tires properly inflated it would improve their gas mileage. That`s practical advice and it shouldn`t have caused a ripple in the political landscape...|
|Top Ten Reasons Why America Loves The Montauk Monster - He doesn`t put on any airs. He is what he is: An ungodly mass of putrefying flesh.