|Jesse Jackson speaking of Obama: I want to cut his nuts off - The Reverend Jesse Jackson apologized today for what he said was a `crude` comment he made about Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.|
|Idiot Gives LSD-laced Cookies To Cops - "A teenager is suspected of delivering baskets of drug-laced treats to about a dozen police departments in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, according to |
|Bikini-clad Baristas Open For Business In Seattle - The Space Needle may have a new competitor vying for the attention of onlookers.
|Man Flew Lawn Chair Powered By Helium Balloons 200 Miles - I wouldn`t mind floating in the air in a lawn chair, as long as I had a cooler full of beer, and a portable DVD Player.|
|Do You Suffer From Shopping Bulimia? - With the exception of a few metrosexuals, with a penchant for man bags and other accessories, guys are practical when it comes to clothes. We don`t |
|The George W. Bush Sewage Plant? - George W. Bush is regarded as one of the worst presidents in history; he has been a disaster for the economy, the environment and our international |
|Solar Activity May Destroy The World In 2012 - A Megatsunami could flood coastlines around the world, including the entire east coast of the United States. Civilization could be washed away in a matter of days.|
|Geezer Shoots Neighbor's Granny Panties - Massimo Lazzaretti, 69, allegedly let fly with a legally owned hunting rifle he had at his home in Carnago after the 56-year-old woman had hung out her washing."|
|Many Americans Hoping Starbucks Goes Out Of Business - Coffee is the fuel that keeps my brain engaged, every morning I stop at a 7/11 or a McDonald`s where I can get a good cup of coffee at a decent price|
|Disco Group ABBA Makes Rare Public Appearance - Rock and Roll is a young man`s game, and there is no sight more pathetic than a bunch of geezers reuniting for filthy lucre |
|Is The Washington State "Death With Dignity" Initiative A Good Thing? - I may be a lowly sinner but I strongly believe that if a terminally ill patient wants an end to his suffering, then compassion dictates that we grant his request.|
|Tortoise Goes On The Lam - During his absence, Tank was shuttled between various homeowners, including a couple whose backyard strawberry patch and flowers became his dinner."|
|Students Stabbed 250 Times: Terrorism, Drug Deal Gone Bad Or Burglary? - Sensational and brutal crimes are not the sole province of the United States, the recent horrific murder of two French students in the U.K. made international |
|Conservative Group Calls For Boycott of McDonald's - McDonald`s is a ubiquitous feature of the American landscape, a town without a McDonald`s is like a town without a gas station. |
|Dude Rips Off Hitler's Head - A man tore the head off a controversial Adolf Hitler wax figure at Madame Tussauds` new branch in Berlin on its opening day Saturday, officials said.
|Judge Gives Viacom Green Light To Snoop On Your YouTube Viewing Habits - When we are in a public place or a business establishment there is no expectation of privacy, everyone is well aware that there are cameras covering our every move.|
|Little Doggie Bites Off Sleeping Woman's Big Toe - The darn woman should not have left her toes dangling off the edge of the bed. She`s lucky her little dog was satisfied with munching on only one toe.|
|Does Rush Limbaugh Deserve a $400 Million New Contract? - I have a fine-tuned sense of the absurd, and I don`t expect fairness or meaning from life.
That`s why I didn`t have a nervous breakdown when I heard that blowhard Rush Limbaugh has a new $400 million contract.|
|The Murder of Brooke Bennett: We Must Get Serious About Protecting Our Children - This is a catastrophe that can strike any home, wealth and even love can`t prevent our children from being snatched in the twinkling of an eye. |
|Sell your soul to the Devil. No? How about ebay? - Walter Scott, 24, put his soul up for sale on New Zealand Internet auction site, TradeMe, and has received more than 100 expressions of interest.|