July 12th, 2010 13:04 EST
Will Hot Russian Spy Anna Chapman Inspire Young Girls To Join The CIA?
Eleven Russian spies were arrested a few days ago, but we care only about Anna Chapman. I could care less if the other Russian spies were waterboarded by the CIA, but I pray that our spooks didn`t lay a finger on the Russian hottie.
America worships youth, celebrity and beauty, and if a person possesses all three of these qualities he can conquer the world.
If Lindsay Lohan had the social consciousness of Angelina Jolie, and the smarts of Anna Chapman (IQ 162), she could be the next president of the United States. We would even forgive the pop tart if she had a wardrobe malfunction during her inauguration speech.
Anna Chapman has brains and beauty, and Americans and Russians have fallen in love with the gorgeous and brilliant spy.
Some fools argue, "If Anna was such a genius why did she have a Facebook page and topless pic posted online." Hello! If she didn`t have a Facebook page and racy images posted online she would be calling attention to herself. What young American woman doesn`t have risque photos posted online?
I wouldn`t be surprised if Anna Chapman has inspired young American girls to seek employment with the CIA instead of trying to become porn stars.
God bless you Anna Chapman, you are an inspiration to the world!
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