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Published:September 25th, 2010 14:55 EST
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Bishop Eddie Long's Toupee: One Of Seven Wonders Of The World

By Robert Paul Reyes

"But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for [the LORD seeth] not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart." - I Samuel 16:7
Bishop Eddie Long is allegedly guilty of many sins: Misappropriating church funds, hypocrisy, homophobia and molesting young boys. But perhaps his most glaring sin is narcissism.

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Google "Eddie Long toupee" and your eyes will be assaulted by images that may require extensive psychological therapy.

Bishop Eddie shouldn`t be so obsessively concerned with his outward appearance. As a Man of God he should know that the Lord is concerned only with the condition of his heart.

If Eddie Long`s heart was mediating on spiritual matters, he would not have wasted thousands on a ridiculous looking toupee. The Bishop`s hair piece looks like a sunk that`s been dead for a few days

Eddie Long took pics of himself in his bathroom wearing a skin-tight shirt showing off his muscular physique, and then sent the images to young boys.

It`s obvious that the preacher is trying to impress young boys, not the Almighty.

Even if Bishop Eddie Long didn`t misappropriate millions in church funds, and he is innocent of molesting young boys ( the evidence clearly proves otherwise), his congregation should kick him to the curb for dressing like such a twinkle toes fop.

The Bishop can make amends only by returning the stolen loot to his church, making financial restitution to the young boys, giving away his wardrobe to Elton John, and spending the rest of his life fighting for gay rights.

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