September 27th, 2010 21:03 EST
Top Five Movie Picks of to Watch at Night
The following are my top five movie picks for the week. If you disagree with anything, you are most likely wrong.
Like any good countdown, let`s go in descending order. Don`t be a cheater and scroll down either.
5. "Legendary" starring John Cena, Patricia Clarkson and Danny Glover
I don`t think this is a good movie at all. I just give it preference because I`m a fan of the WWE product. Sadly, John Cena acts about as well as he wrestles. Any movie that goes from limited release to DVD in less than a month probably isn`t worth your money.
4. "The Virginity Hit" starring Matt Bennett and Zack Pearlman
A movie about a bunch of teens trying to get laid - what`s better than that? Not like it`s ever been done before..
3. "You Again" starring Kristen Bell, Jamie Lee Curtis, and (for whatever reason) Betty White
Girl meets boy. Boy is high school rival of other girl. Other girl has issues with putting things in the past and tries to expose him for things he did years ago. Roeper didn`t claim this to be one of the worst movies he`s ever seen for no reason.
By now, hopefully you realize that this list is in no particular order.
2. "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps" starring Michael Douglas and Shia LeBeouf
Greed is still good (in a fictitious Hollywood world) and so is Michael Douglas. A shot of energy to the original 1987 "Wall Street," this time around the focus is on the 2008 financial crisis. The story of the rise and fall of a crooked businessman - a story that never gets old. Especially if he keeps falling!
1. "Resident Evil: Afterlife" starring Milla Jovovich
Milla Jovovich. Being badass. In 3D. Enough said.
There you have it. I have a hot date with a toilet seat coming up. Enjoy the movie!
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