October 5th, 2010 00:19 EST
Top Ten Dead Giveaways That Eddie Long Is Gay
*When Eddie Long wants to spice up his sex life (with his wife), he doesn`t ask her to dress like a naughty nurse or don a Catholic schoolgirl uniform. The wacky man of God begs her to don short shorts and a frizzy wig and pretend she`s Richard Simmons.
*Long buys Playboy magazine for the articles.
*Long`s nickname for his Jheri Curl wig: Sweet Little Jerry.
*He`s never missed a Madonna or Lady Gaga concert held in Georgia.
*He never preaches a sermon without wearing his lucky purple thongs. Although they are more brown than purple by now.
*Guess who invented the phrase: On the downlow!
*Long has memorized the lyrics to every Justin Beiber song.
*Most wannabe pimps like to be called "Mack Daddy", Long prefers to be addressed as "Precious Little Daddy."
*Likes to wrestle with his guy pals while watching wrestling on TV.
*Can`t stand Angelina Jolie, because she looks better in stiletto heels than he does.
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