October 10th, 2010 11:45 EST
Crazy Old Man Pulls Gun On Neighbor Over Alleged Banana Theft
"An 85-year-old Florida man who pulled a gun on his neighbor over the alleged theft of bananas faces a felony charge, police say.
A 58-year-old resident of Port St. Lucie told police Wednesday he was cleaning up branches and yard debris in his back yard when his neighbor accused him of stealing bananas from his tree, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported.
Joseph Giacomo, 85, allegedly pointed a pistol at his head and threatened to kill him, the neighbor told police." UPI
To quote Gwen Stefani: This sh** is bananas!
An 85-year-old coot has no business owning any firearms. This time the old man pointed a loaded pistol at his neighbor, and threatened to kill him over an allegedly stolen banana. Next time he might brandish a banana at a burglar, thinking the banana is a gun.
The cops arrested the old goat on a charge of felony aggravated assault with a firearm. I hope the cops confiscated all of his guns, and his bananas as well.
The old codger better not falsely accuse his cell mate of stealing his drawers, he might end up with his dentures stuffed where the sun doesn`t shine.
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