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Published:October 12th, 2010 15:56 EST

Drunk Dude Almost Drowns Chasing One-Legged Goose

By Robert Paul Reyes

"POLICE rescued and arrested a drunken man who plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose.

The 40-year-old Wausau man told the Wisconsin officers he wanted to catch the bird and roast it. He said he took off his shirt and shoes and jumped into the frigid water.


Authorities said he was overcome by the cold water and had to be rescued by firefighters."

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This coward tried to capture a one-legged goose so he could roast it. I don`t think he will have any success trying to run away from an enraged two-legged animal rights activist.

Most municipalities have laws against killing wild birds, this idiot should be charged with cruelty to animals.

The city of Wausau should bill this oxygen thief for his rescue. The firefighters should only respond to important calls, like rescuing a cat from a tree.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that this sorry excuse for a human being had been drinking heavily before he jumped into the river.

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