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Published:October 20th, 2010 12:30 EST

Close Your Eyes: Madonna In Pigtails

By Robert Paul Reyes

Madonna goes to fantastic lengths to try to reverse the ageing process, she works out like a whirling dervish, and she visits her plastic surgeon more often than Oprah Winfrey goes to an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

I thought that the 52-year-old Material Girl was trying to look twenty years younger, but crazy old Madge wants to look like a 12-year-old schoolgirl.


The ageing singer was recently spotted wearing pigtails while dining at a fancy restaurant in London.

Pigtails on a middle-aged woman? Please! When an old woman wears pigtails it doesn`t make her look younger, it just makes her look desperate and ridiculous.

Madonna do you have dyslexia? You are 52, not 25. Act your age woman!

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