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Published:October 20th, 2010 16:24 EST
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Oxygen Thief Gets Arm Stuck In Toilet Bowl Trying To Retrieve Cell Phone

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A Chinese man who got his arm stuck in a toilet pipe in an attempt to retrieve his dropped mobile phone was freed by rescuers, state television reported on Tuesday.

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When rescue workers arrived on the scene in Jiangsu province in eastern China, they found the man crouched over the toilet in a bathroom stall, his entire arm submerged up to the shoulder in the drain." Reuters

If you drop your cell phone in a public toilet, it`s going to be waterlogged and useless if you manage to retrieve it.

Only an idiot would put his arm all the way down a filthy toilet, to attempt to retrieve a waterlogged cell phone.

The idiot should have bought insurance for his cell phone, it would have saved him from becoming a national laughingstock.

The only person who should ever reach into a disgusting toilet bowl to try to get his cell phone is a spy who doesn`t want his phone containing state secrets to get into the wrong hands.

The rescue workers freed the man, and he was able to recover his feces-covered gadget.

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