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Published:October 24th, 2010 16:36 EST

Halloween Madness: 11 Guests Jump From Hotel Window To Escape Satan!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Eleven people jumped out of a second-floor window Saturday after apparently thinking they had seen the devil, French authorities said.

`Thirteen people were in an apartment on the second floor when, at around 3 a.m., one of the occupants heard his child crying,` Odile Faivre, deputy prosecutor in Versailles, told Sky News.


The man in question, of African origin, who was completely naked, got up to feed his child, at which point the other occupants took him for the devil.

`He was seriously wounded in the hand after being stabbed with a knife before he was thrown out of the apartment, via the door.`"


Oxygen thieves must have been having a convention at this hotel, too bad they jumped out of the second-floor window and not out of a window on the top floor.

I know it`s close to Halloween, but it`s ridiculous that adults believed that the devil was staying at their hotel.

The man who was mistaken for the devil was a naked African, I don`t know if this is an indictment of French racism or superstition.

The "devil" was stabbed by one of the panicked guests, it serves the idiot right for frolicking in the nude in a hotel.

I do not wish a speedy recovery from their injuries for any of these oxygen thieves.

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