Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:October 28th, 2010 12:16 EST

Madonna Is Too Old To Adopt Any More Children

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Rumour has it Madonna is off to Malawi to pick out a third orphan to join her family."

Madonna needs another baby like she needs another wrinkle on her witch`s hands. Madonna`s young children are raised by nannies, the Material Girl is too busy chasing young men, playing at being a director, working out, and recording new music.


In fact, Madonna is so busy that maybe she doesn`t have time to pick up gigolos. It could be that Madge is thinking of finding a new lover at the African orphanage. Madonna`s toyboys seem to be getting younger and younger, maybe there`s a 16-year-old orphan that will catch her eye.

Madonna has an obsessive-compulsive personality, and she must be stopped. For heaven`s sake, don`t adopt any more children!

Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: