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Published:November 9th, 2010 15:05 EST
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Charming Young Lady Flashes Cop To Avoid Trouble

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Heather Angel Fiore, 31, was charged under a Fort Pierce city ordinance against indecent exposure Saturday night after an officer reported she lifted her shirt to flash a breast at him, reports

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Police patrolling an area around Orange Avenue at 10:20 p.m. Saturday stopped at a meat market where they reported seeing Fiore touching a shutter lock on a window of a closed business, reports

According to the officer`s report, the 31-year-old Boca Raton woman told the officer more than once that she was going to `flash` him before she exposed her breast, despite being warned not to flash, according to

The report states Fiore later said she thought the display might keep her out of trouble, reports"

Here at the SOP our intrepid bloggers keep abreast with the latest odd news. We seek to bring you titillating stories that will amuse, entertain and inform. Call me a boob, but I think my readers will enjoy this little gem.

Heather was probably trying to break into the meat market, but touching a shutter lock on a window isn`t a crime. If Heather hadn`t flashed the cop, she wouldn`t have been arrested.

I wish I could examine the evidence in this case to see if Heather is so hot that a peek at her assets would have been enough to sway the cop to let her go, but the Sun-Sentinel didn`t post a photograph of the young lady.

Heather seems like a charming young lady who is all to eager to please, I just hope she won`t flash the judge so that he will reduce her sentence. I imagine that most people, with the exception of the owner of the meat market, think Heather is a lovely lady.

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