November 13th, 2010 08:15 EST
Dude Gets Shot In His Groin, Finishes Sandwich, Then Seeks Treatment
"Connecticut police said a man who heard gunshots while exiting a deli went home and ate his sandwich before seeking treatment for shots to the groin and thigh.
Investigators said Miguel Soto III, 25, heard three gunshots when he left the deli Tuesday afternoon in New Haven and continued home to enjoy his lunch, WVIT-TV, Hartford, Conn., reported Thursday." UPI
Reading this UPI article made me cross my legs and wince. I am very protective of my family jewels, and I don`t think it`s paranoid for a dude to wear a protective cup every day.
If I were shot on the groin or anywhere in the vicinity of my manhood, I would cry like a schoolgirl and call an ambulance.
Miguel Soto must have been higher than a kite, a normal guy won`t take the time to walk home and finish a deli sandwich before seeking treatment for shots to the groin and thigh.
Miguel suffered non-life-threatening gunshot wounds to his groin and thigh. The UPI article doesn`t answer the most important question: Is his manhood still in working order?
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