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Published:November 24th, 2010 11:26 EST
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Dude Calls Cops To Lodge Complaint Against Prostitutes! Wanted Money Back!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The next time Ryan McNames wants to lodge a consumer complaint, he`ll know better than to call the Columbia Police Department.

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The Missouri man, 19, dialed cops Saturday night to report that he paid $60 to a pair of prostitutes to perform sexual acts for him. As McNames described it, the deal called for one woman to show him her breasts, while the other would perform oral sex on him in the living room of his mobile home at the Columbia Regency Trailer Court.

While "the first woman showed him her chest," police reported, the second hooker "took the $60 without holding up her end of the deal (oral sex)." The pair then "jumped in their car and left," according to a police press release. That`s when McNames made the mistake of calling cops to report that he was a larceny victim."


I know I`m stereotyping, but an incident this ridiculous could only happen in a trailer park.

I don`t expect a resident of a trailer park to be familiar with all the nuances of the law, but any idiot should know that you don`t call the freakin` cops to lodge a consumer complaint against a prostitute.

McNames should have called the Better Business Bureau, or better yet the Jerry Springer Show. Jerry`s producers get most of their guests from trailer parks. Nothing fascinates middle-class Americans more than the sexual shenanigans of trailer park residents; their desultory and deleterious lifestyle is very entertaining.

On a more serious note, of course Jerry Springer is exploiting the trailer park schmucks he features on his show. Most residents of mobile home communities aren`t morons like Ryan McNames. Please don`t send me any emails accusing me of having a bias against trailer park citizens.

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