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Published:November 25th, 2010 14:12 EST

TSA Desperate: Advertising For Screener Positions On Pizza Boxes

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The U.S. Transportation Security Administration is advertising jobs in the Washington area where college students are sure to see them -- on pizza boxes."



Legitimate jobs are posted on Monster.Com and in the classified ads section of the newspaper, jobs of a more dubious nature are advertised on matchbook covers and on pizza boxes.

A TSA spokesperson said the pizza box jobs ads are aimed at gaining a wider pool of applicants. I`m sure they will meet their objective, expect a lot of stoners who while away the day smoking weed and eating pizza to apply to be TSA agents.

The stoners will no doubt demonstrate a laissez-faire attitude, and they will be an improvement over the Gestapo thugs currently holding the coveted positions.

The TSA is desperate to fill their screener positions; I hope that college students won`t sell their soul to the devil. Working as an escort would be a more fulfilling and enriching way to earn a living.

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