November 25th, 2010 14:12 EST
TSA Desperate: Advertising For Screener Positions On Pizza Boxes
"The U.S. Transportation Security Administration is advertising jobs in the Washington area where college students are sure to see them -- on pizza boxes."
Legitimate jobs are posted on Monster.Com and in the classified ads section of the newspaper, jobs of a more dubious nature are advertised on matchbook covers and on pizza boxes.
A TSA spokesperson said the pizza box jobs ads are aimed at gaining a wider pool of applicants. I`m sure they will meet their objective, expect a lot of stoners who while away the day smoking weed and eating pizza to apply to be TSA agents.
The stoners will no doubt demonstrate a laissez-faire attitude, and they will be an improvement over the Gestapo thugs currently holding the coveted positions.
The TSA is desperate to fill their screener positions; I hope that college students won`t sell their soul to the devil. Working as an escort would be a more fulfilling and enriching way to earn a living.
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