November 28th, 2010 12:09 EST
Burglar Bakes Brownies, Surfs Net, And Leaves
"A burglar invaded a house in Florida while the owners were away for Thanksgiving, baked brownies and used a computer to look at porn sites, police said.
A neighbor discovered the intruder Thanksgiving morning, The Florida Times-Union in Jacksonville reported. The Jacksonville couple who live in the house had asked the neighbor to keep an eye on it, and he was concerned when he saw the garage door was open.
When the neighbor used a spare key to get in, he found a young man in the living room who pulled out a gun, police said. The weapon had been stolen from the bedroom."
Most burglars break into a home, snatch all the loot they can grab, and quickly drive away. I have to admire the chutzpah of this character, he baked brownies, surfed porn, and used the homeowner`s gun for his protection.
It`s not like this clown nuked some popcorn, he baked some freakin` brownies -- that takes time. This dude really made himself at home, I`m surprised he didn`t change the drapes and paint the bedroom.
The clueless cops surrounded the house, but when they went inside they found it empty.
Homeboy has probably broken into another house where he is taking a bubble bath, and drinking the homeowner`s champagne.
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