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Published:November 29th, 2010 09:49 EST
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CNN Anchor Wolf Blitzer Schools Soul Train Audience How To Do The Dougie

By Robert Paul Reyes

CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer is a company man through and through, every day he reminds viewers that CNN has "the best political team on television" at least a dozen times. The soulless anchor probably has those words tattooed on his rear end.

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Wolf Blitzer has all the charisma of a wilted head of cabbage that`s been decomposing in a dumpster for a couple of weeks, and all the charm of an undertaker suffering from constipation.

Blitzer wouldn`t know the latest dance craze from a blueberry muffin, but Wolf Blitzer did the Dougie at the Soul Train Music Awards.

I was already blown away by the simple fact that Blitzer was at the Soul Train Music Awards show, but to watch Blitzer attempt to do the Dougie was mind-blogging.

Even with the rap icon himself, Doug E. Fresh, as his teacher, homeboy was clueless.

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