December 4th, 2010 01:02 EST
Lady Devastated That Her Snowman Was Stolen
"As Arctic blizzards swept across southeast England, stranding hundreds in their cars and bringing motorways to a virtual halt in whiteout conditions, Kent police received a strange call on their emergency number.
`I haven`t been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag (cigarette) and he`s gone," said the female caller.
When the operator asked who had gone she replied: `My snowman. I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about he`d be safe.`
`It ain`t a nice road but you don`t expect anybody to nick your snowman,` she added"
Who in their right mind checks on a snowman to make sure he hasn`t been stolen. This woman really needs to get a life, she can start by going to a dive and picking up a bloke who will make her forget about a bloody snowman.
You wouldn`t expect anybody to nick a snowman, and you wouldn`t expect anyone to call the cops to report a stolen snowman.
This woman needs to spend a day in jail for abuse of the emergency system.
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