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Published:December 4th, 2010 00:02 EST

Lady Devastated That Her Snowman Was Stolen

By Robert Paul Reyes

"As Arctic blizzards swept across southeast England, stranding hundreds in their cars and bringing motorways to a virtual halt in whiteout conditions, Kent police received a strange call on their emergency number.

snowman`I haven`t been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag (cigarette) and he`s gone," said the female caller.

When the operator asked who had gone she replied: `My snowman. I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about he`d be safe.`

`It ain`t a nice road but you don`t expect anybody to nick your snowman,` she added"


Who in their right mind checks on a snowman to make sure he hasn`t been stolen. This woman really needs to get a life, she can start by going to a dive and picking up a bloke who will make her forget about a bloody snowman.

You wouldn`t expect anybody to nick a snowman, and you wouldn`t expect anyone to call the cops to report a stolen snowman.

This woman needs to spend a day in jail for abuse of the emergency system.

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