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Published:December 10th, 2010 11:42 EST
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Hot Greeting Card Maker Pole Dances In Her Store

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New York greeting card designer said she has found success with her business model, which includes in-store pole dances.

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Jill-Anne, owner of Jill-Anne`s on the Lower East Side, said she has been performing in the store for the past two months and any customers who spend at least $50 on her hand-made greeting cards get a personal pole dance, the New York Daily News reported Thursday."

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Any business model that includes an attractive woman pole dancing is destined to be a phenomenal success.

I`m a cheapskate who doesn`t buy greeting cards, I prefer to send free electronic greeting cards.

I can`t imagine anyone spending $50 on greeting cards -- Jill-Anne needs to lower her threshold to $15 for a personal pole dance. I would guess that most of the dudes who spent $50 on greeting cards did so only to see Jill-Anne pole dance, they probably dumped the cards in the nearest garbage container once they left the store.

There probably aren`t too many greeting card stores open for business, but Jill-Anne`s store will survive as long as she keeps pole dancing.

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