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Published:December 15th, 2010 14:08 EST
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Holy Outrage: Swedish Minister Wears Porno T-Shirt On Facebook Page

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Church officials in Sweden are pondering what to do about a Stockholm-area pastor who allegedly put photos of himself wearing a porn-themed T-shirt on Facebook.

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The minister, whose name was not reported, was supervising a group of Swedish teenagers on a trip to France when he wore the T-shirt with the word `Fabodjantan, -- the name of a 1970s porn film that translates roughly as `cowshed wench` -- above a subheading that said `Akta svensk hardporr` or `Real Swedish hardcore porn,` The Local reported Tuesday.

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The typical Swedish movie renders an American contemplating suicide. Films from Sweden deal with existential issues like death, and the absurdity of life.

I would imagine that a typical Swedish porn flick is set in a college dorm where students ponder how to demonstrate that life has no meaning. One students declares that they should kill themselves, and another says that they should engage in an orgy where nobody climaxes. Since this is a porno, the orgy idea wins out.

I`d rather be dead than watch a Swedish adult movie, especially one named "Cowshed Wench." I wouldn`t touch a woman nicknamed cowshed wench with a ten-foot pole, not that I have anything approximating a ten-foot pole.

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