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Published:December 16th, 2010 10:44 EST

Teen Sensation Justin Bieber Cleared Of Assault Charges

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Justin Bieber will not be charged for his October laser-tag incident, in which a 12-year-old boy claimed he was punched in the face by the teen sensation. (MTV explains it`s because police were` unable to confirm whether Bieber was one of the persons involved because of a law prohibiting the dissemination of information into criminal cases involving youths.`"


I can`t imagine the 16-year-old pop sensation punching anyone. Allegedly Bieber punched a 12-year-old boy in the face after he called the pop sensation a anti-gay slur. Bieber would only react violently is if someone tousled his hair.

Bieber`s handlers should prohibit him from ever again playing laser-tag, it`s a miracle everyone in the laser-tag arena didn`t blast him to kingdom come.Tween girls may go into histrionics when they hear "Baby, Baby, Baby", but the rest of us feel like gagging every time we hear that wretched song.

I`m glad Bieber doesn`t have those charges hanging over his head, he can now concentrate on combing his hair and counting his money.

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