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Published:January 28th, 2011 00:24 EST

Dude To Cops: Please Help Me, My Wife Is Constantly Demanding Sex

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A desperate Turkish man living in Germany has turned to the police for protection from his insatiable wife`s constant demands for sex, authorities said on Wednesday.


The man came to his local police station in southwestern Germany on Tuesday saying that he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years to escape the clutches of his wife of 18 years and mother of their two children.

"Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said in a statement."


It`s usually the husband who is constantly demanding sex from his wife. For every Al Bundy who goes to great lengths to avoid fulfilling his marital duties, there are a hundred guys who beg their wives for a little romance.

It could be that the Turkish man is a Muslim with three other wives, and he just doesn`t have the energy to please them all.

I would love to see a photograph of the wife, maybe she hasn`t aged very well. In any event, if he has slept in the living room for the last fours years, the magic is over and they should have divorced years ago.

What does this idiot expect the cops to do, issue her a ticket for harassing him? About the only thing the cops can do is send a rookie cop to sleep with the wife, so the husband can get some rest?

This is good reason why Muslim women should be allowed to have more than one husband, what`s good for the goose is good for the gander. This marriage can be saved, while the husband is at work alert and well-rested, she should go online and find somebody who will sleep with her.

I`m not a marriage counselor, but if I lived in Germany I would do my best to save their marriage by sleeping with the woman, even if she looked like Peg Bundy.

I hope the cops charged the husband with making a nuisance call, in fact I hope they deported him to Turkey.

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