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Published:February 1st, 2011 15:23 EST
United States of America: We Make Wars!

United States of America: We Make Wars!

By Will Roberts

I have been racking my brain lately, trying to figure out what America makes anymore. You know, we used to make a good hamburger. Now don`t get me wrong, some of us backyard cookers still make a mean burger, but are we known outside our country for the hamburger? No, not unless you think that pounded down, farthest thing from meat patty, they serve at McDonald`s is a good representation of America`s finest greasy spoon icon.

Even the apple pie in "Mom, Apple pie & Chevrolet has been reduced to a small square (a turnover- which sounds like an American concept, turn & burn) they process, then freeze and pop into a microwave and serve up in a second`s notice. And, chances are the apple filling didn`t fall from our trees here in the States. Plus, the car mentioned in that slogan, "Chevrolet"; well, you tell me you would rather have a modern day Chevy car over a 55 Chevy and I will bet you a happy meal you might just be one of the folks keeping the 99 cent stores in business.  

It just bothers me a little that I can`t think of what America makes that folks all around the world know to be MADE in The USA. China = toys, Japan = electronics, Germany = watches... But America, ...? Then it hit me! What we make =WAR, we make WARS; don`t get me wrong, someone has to make `um` and make them, we do.  

Thing is, we have been making them for, well, forever. This country was built on a war. We are so good at making this product that we have gotten in the business of exporting war. 

If you are having a war, we want to be part of it.

Now, it`s not a cheap product to make; no, it is downright expensive. Mainly because folks aren`t always buying, but we are always selling it. Of course, Americans, being the entrepreneurs we are; they figured a way to sell items that can ignite a small problem into a national incident and then on to a war.  

Weapons, troops ... tear gas, funding! No war is too small.

Funny thing about American values; if you country has anything less, them is just fighting words. 

So, the next time you are planning war, give us a call. And remember to look for the "Made in the USA" label on your products, `cause we can`t find it here in the US.`


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