February 4th, 2011 10:58 EST
Dimwit Burglar Leaves His Cell Phone Charging In Victim's House
"Police in Maryland arrested a man after finding his cell phone charging at the scene of a burglary.
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A professional burglar is in and out of a victim`s house in a few minutes, he doesn`t linger to raid the fridge or charge his cell phone.
I wouldn`t be surprised if Wilkins used the victim`s computer to post a message on Facebook: Guess what peeps, I`m burglarizing some dude`s home who lives in...
When the cops went to Wilkins` apartment the brain-dead crook, Cody Wilkins, was trying to flush jewelry down his toilet. If only there was a toilet large enough to flush Wilkins.
This oxygen thief was charged with ten burglaries; I hope he`s also charged with theft of electricity.
When Wilkins asked the cops if could make his one free phone call, let`s hope they told him: Sorry dude, your cell phone doesn`t have any power.
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