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Published:February 19th, 2011 10:52 EST
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Charlie Sheen Texts Hookers: I'm Closed For Business! Say It Ain't So!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"WILDMAN Charlie Sheen has texted his harem of hookers to tell them he is `closed for business`.

The actor, 45, is said to have spent $1million (£620,000) on vice in the past year and is now in rehab for sex and drug addiction.

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One message reportedly read: `Please lose the number, we are closed`. Another said: `Right now we are on lockdown.`

I pray that Charlie Sheen is in rehab for drug addiction only, if the popular actor is brainwashed into giving up sex with hookers the economy of Hollywood will be severely impacted.

Charlie Sheen lavished a cool million on prostitutes last year, working girls have bills to pay and they depend on Charlie for a substantial part of their income.

Children let`s pray that Charlie comes out of rehab clean and sober, but with his libido intact. The economy is in dire straights, and Charlie, God bless his soul, is doing his best to keep Hollywood solvent.

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