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Published:February 26th, 2011 11:27 EST

Killjoy Cops Shut Down Pizza Joint Selling Pizza And Joints

By Robert Paul Reyes

"In Toronto last week, police shuttered a downtown pizza restaurant after they found more than $1 million of marijuana and other drugs on site.


Police say 57-year-old Salvatore Crimi likely ran the dealings at Pizza Gigi, which is near both Central Technical School and a University of Toronto campus. Officers became suspicious when they saw people filing in and out of the restaurant without ever buying food."

Molly Fergus/Yahoo News

A pizza joint where you can buy a pizza and a joint is a marvelous idea. There is no way that Domino`s Pizza could compete against a pizza and weed franchise.

Clerk at Pizza Gigi to customer: Do you want your pizza laced with LSD or topped with magic mushrooms?

I`m surprised the potheads weren`t leaving the restaurant with weed and pizza. If you buy good weed, you`re going to need some munchies.

It`s a shame that the cops shut down the pizza restaurant, the owner was providing a valuable service to the community.

Crimi was charged with possession, and he`s free on bail.

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