February 26th, 2011 11:10 EST
The Horror! Lady Gaga To Be Godmother To Elton John's Baby!
"ELTON John`s partner David Furnish has let it slip that Lady Gaga will be godmother to their son Zachary.
Furnish said the celebrity couple admire the wacky Poker Face singer because her music is all about acceptance."
I believe in same-sex marriage, and the right of gays and lesbians to adopt children, but it`s an outrage that a temperamental old goat like Elton John was allowed to adopt a baby.
Elton John is a cranky 63-year-old man who doesn`t have the temperament to take care of a goldfish or a potted plant.
John is too busy with his music career and charity work to take care of a baby. Let`s get real, the baby is being raised by a nanny.
It`s bad enough that the baby has Elton John as a father, but with Lady Gaga as a godmother don`t be surprised if the little monster grows up to be the Antichrist.
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