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Published:March 1st, 2011 13:22 EST

Pop Tart Snooki Mobbed By Fans At A Book Signing

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Throngs of adoring `Jersey Shore` fans lined up Saturday outside of Costco Wholesale on Route 10 in East Hanover for a chance to meet MTV reality star Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi, who was signing copies of her newly released novel at the retailer.


Eager admirers even drove across state lines for a chance to get copies of `A Shore Thing,` which was released last month, signed by Polizzi, 23, who was stationed between patio furniture and a sun-protective clothing display at the warehouse.

Let`s hope that Snooki didn`t misspell her name when she was autographing her book, that would be a dead giveaway that her mighty tome was ghostwritten.

Snooki`s fans are so illiterate they probably searched everywhere in Snooki`s book for an on button. I figure that most of Snooki`s fans will use her book as a paperweight.

Snooki was protected from the sun by a clothing display, god forbid that the orange-faced hottie get a natural tan.

People driving across state lines to get a signed copy of Snooki`s novel? We are living in the End Times!

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