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Published:March 1st, 2011 18:09 EST

Royal Wedding Barf Bags Selling Like Hotcakes!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"If you`re finding the British royal wedding too much to stomach and are fed up of Wills and Kate being rammed down your throat, then a souvenir sick bag could be just to your taste.


Graphic artist Lydia Leith has produced the special item to help those who risk being nauseated by all the pomp and ceremony when second-in-line to the throne Prince William marries Kate Middleton at Westminster Abbey on April 29.

In the splendidly British colours of postbox red or royal blue, the screen-printed bags bear a picture of the happy couple, topped off with a crown and the words `Throne up`."


Most Brits are snatching any item that commemorates the royal wedding, everything from Crown Jewels Royal condoms to coins featuring an unflattering image of Kated Middleton.

But for folks who are fed up with the impending nuptials there`s the royal barf bag. As we approach the highly anticipated wedding, sales of the barf bags will increase.

The English people love the pomp and circumstance of a royal wedding, but they also love to read about the sexual shenanigans of royalty.

In America we have our own royalty, we cant get enough of pop tarts like Lindsay Lohan, Snooki, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and the Kardashians. But at times it gets too be too much, and an entrepreneur will make millions selling a Paris Hilton, Snooki, or Charlie Sheen barf bag. If Charlie Sheen does one more interview, I`m going to hurl so much I will need a barf bag the size of a garbage bag.

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