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Published:March 16th, 2011 14:54 EST
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Burglars Rob Chicken Shack, Caught Wearing Stolen Chicken Shack T-Shirts

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said two men accused of robbing a Chicken Shack restaurant were found a short distance away wearing stolen Chicken Shack T-shirts."

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The cops found the two morons a short distance away casually walking as if they didn`t  have a care in the world. Chad Berrien, 35, and Rickey Wright, 31, must have flunked Burglary 101. Any burglar, worth his salt, will get away as quick and far as possible from the scene of the crime.

The oxygen thieves might as well have been wearing a T-Shirt with the following message: I robbed a Chicken Shack restaurant and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

In lieu of jail time the clowns should be sentenced to community service cleaning the streets while wearing shirts with the logo: I`m a freaking idiot.

Crime doesn`t pay, especially when you don`t have the sense that God gave a grasshopper.

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