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Published:April 14th, 2011 12:32 EST

Wise Judge Rules Students Can Wear 'I Love Boobies' Bracelet! Don't We All?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A federal judge in Philadelphia ruled a middle school cannot punish students for wearing breast cancer awareness bracelets proclaiming a love for `boobies.`

The ruling by U.S. District Judge Mary McLaughlin was a victory for Easton Area Middle School students Brianna Hawk, 13, and Kayla Martinez, 12, who were suspended for flouting the school`s ban on the bracelets -- reading `I (heart) Boobies! (Keep A Breast)` -- Oct. 28, which was Breast Cancer Awareness Day, The Philadelphia Inquirer reported Wednesday."



Breasts serve a utilitarian function, and I`m not referring to the fact that they provide milk so a brat will stop screaming. Boobs serve as eye candy for men, and they are right up there with sugar and spice and everything that`s nice.

Everybody loves boobs, and for a man or a child to express his love for boobs is the most wholesome and life-affirming thing he or she can do.

God bless Brianna and Kayla for raising breast cancer awareness, I hope some of the boys in their school are also wearing the righteous bracelets.

I love boobies -- what a wonderful sentiment! This wonderful phrase inspires me to do a good deed for the day, and to go to the beach and admire the bikini-clad hotties.

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