"Nikolaus Trombley, 22, is accused of stealing a riding lawn mower from East Lyme High School in the middle of the night on Tuesday, driving it to his father`s house a couple of miles away to cut the grass, then abandoning it, the Day of New London reports.
Trombley told police that he was drunk and was looking for a place to sleep when he found the keys to the mower in a trailer at the high school, the Day reports." Read More
A drunk dude might urinate on my lawn or steal my lawnmower, but with my luck he would never mow my lawn.
This joker had a radio to listen for police, you`d think he was planning on breaking into a jewelry store instead of stealing a lawn mower from a shed.
At least this clown did something productive (mow the lawn) when he was drunk, most drunks just pass out on the living room sofa.
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