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Published:May 2nd, 2011 10:38 EST

Hapless Lady Endures Humiliation Beyond Comprehension

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police called to a flat in Berlin by neighbours who said it sounded like someone was using an electric drill through the night smashed down the door to find a vibrator had switched itself on and was jiggling around on the floor.


Officers who answered the desperate call of the neighbour tried repeatedly to contact the 23-year-old woman whose flat it was, according to a report in theBerlin Kurier on Saturday.

When the officers smashed their way into the flat they found nothing more dangerous than the vibrator which was doing its best on the floor."

One neighbor said he could hear the racket out on the street. It`s usually a children`s toy that makes an infernal noise, not an adult toy. The unnamed woman needs to switch from the heavy-duty model to a more petite one.

The poor woman must be vibrating with rage at the nosy neighbors who called the cops. My guess is that she will move out in the boonies where no one can here what the heck is going on inside her house.

To add insult to injury, the young lady is going to have to pay for the smashed door. At least the German newspaper had the decency not to publish her name.

Although I`m sure there are more than a few women who wished the newspaper had published the brand of the adult toy.

I`m glad the brand of the adult toy wasn`t published; I could never compete against a monster like that.

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