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Published:May 4th, 2011 12:38 EST

Was Osama bin Laden A Pothead?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"High-strength marijuana plants have been found just yards from the luxury home of slain terror chief Osama Bin Laden.

Hundreds of the exotic green flower have flourished for a number of years on the border of the war lord`s secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan.


Despite being a short walk from a military training academy dubbed `Pakistan`s Sandhurst`, the illegal crop had remained undiscovered."

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If Osama`s fortress-like compound didn`t raise the suspicions of the local cops or the military personnel from the nearby military academy, it`s not surprising that hundreds of marijuana plants growing in an empty lot weren`t noticed.

I wouldn`t be surprised if the reporters streaming into Abbottabad also discover an Amsterdam-like brothel with prostitutes displaying themselves in the windows, and a casino in the back room of a grocery store.

The local cops make the Keystone Kops look like FBI forensic specialists. Leaving the ineptitude of the local police aside, Osama could not have stayed in that compound for five or six years without the knowledge and assistance of Pakistan`s intelligence services.

But let us turn our attention back to the weed, was the mastermind terrorist a pothead? Did Osama regularly dispatch his courier to bring him food from the grocery store and marijuana from the lot by his compound? It`s unbelievably stressful knowing that the worlds` most powerful country is on your tail, and nothing relieves stress like the magical herb.

My guess is that the world`s most wanted terrorist was as much a stoner as Snoop Dogg. I don`t really care if Osama was a stoner or not, I`m just glad he`s stone cold dead.

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