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Published:May 16th, 2011 11:40 EST

What A Wonderful World: Grandma Beheaded In Supermarket

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A British woman beheaded in an apparently random supermarket attack in Spain`s Canary Islands has been identified as grandmother Jennifer Mills-Westley."

String Theory and most interpretations of quantum mechanics postulate that there are an infinite number of parallel universes. Everything that can happen will happen, if not in this universe, then certainly in another. This of course makes a mockery of free will, and makes you wonder what`s the point.


But even if you don`t know quantum physics from Snooki, the randomness and vagaries of life should convince you that life is absurd.

A grandma goes to the supermarket to buy, cookies for her grandchildren? A head of lettuce? Granny`s visit to the supermarket should have been a vignette depicting the sweet old lady`s relaxed lifestyle, instead it turned out to be a scene straight out of hell.

Tell me again what a wonderful we live in! Let me hear that part again about how everything happens for a reason!

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